Malangizo 10 omwe amatsimikizira kuti ndine mayi wokonda zachikazi

Palibe chifukwa chobvala t-shirt ya Frida Kahlo kuti athandizire chifukwa cha amayi tsiku lililonse. Zimakwanira kuchulukitsa zochita zazing'ono kusintha miyambo. 

1. Ndine wokonda masewera a Olympe de Gouges

Ndimasonkhanitsa zambiri za Olympe de Gouges, chifukwa ndi munthu yemwe mwana wanga wamkazi wazaka 10 amasewera m'bwalo la zisudzo. Ndipo simatsitsi ake omwe amatisangalatsa, koma malingaliro ake, opanduka, kumenya, kudziyimira pawokha. 

2. Ndikulimbana ndi zomwe zimawonekera

Ndikukuta ndikukuta mano, kudya zakudya zofooketsa kuti ndiyerekeze kupita kudziwe, ndikudzuka mphindi 20 m'mbuyomu kuti ndidzipakapaka tsiku lililonse, ndikupotoza mapazi anga pazidendene kuti ndiwoneke zokongola kwambiri… Ayi, zikomo (monga Cyrano anganene) )!

3. Ndimapanga zokambirana

Ndimalankhula kwambiri za kusiyana pakati pa amuna ndi akazi kuti mwana wanga wazaka 6 analira atazindikira kuti atsikana sangathe kuyimilira kukodza mosavuta ngati anyamata! Ndizowona kuti, nzosaneneka!

4. Ndimamwa mowa ndikusenda kaloti

Ndikatopa usiku, kuchokera kuntchito, kunyumba, kuchokera kwa ana, ndimauza aliyense pamene ndikuphika kuti: “Ndikanamwa moŵa!” Ndipo mnzanga amatero (ndi chidutswa cha mandimu). 

5. Sindikudziwa komwe amasungiramo mop

Sindinakololepo pansi pakhomo, ndi ntchito ya mwamuna wanga. Ntchito zapakhomo nazonso zimagawidwa bwino m'magawo awiri ofanana. Koma ndikudziwabe kupukuta pamavuto! 

6. Ndimachita ndekha

Pamene mulibe batire mu chidole, ndimatsegula chidole ndikuyika batire yatsopano (wow!). Zikafika pochotsa tebulo la ping-pong mu garaja, ndimatenga kulimba mtima kwanga m'manja onse ndikufika kumeneko. Zonsezi, sindimayitananso bambo wa ana anga kuti andithandize, kupatula kutsuka pansi!

7. Ndimalimbana ndi anthu omwe amangokhalira kukayikira

Ponena za zovala, ndimagula buluu, pinki, zobiriwira, za atsikana ndi anyamata. Mwana wanga ali ndi chidole. Mwana wanga wamkazi akumvetsera Vegedream. Ukwati woyamba womwe anapita nawo unali ukwati wa amuna okhaokha. Kwa iwo, nchiyani chingakhale chachibadwa kuposa kuwona amalume awo akupsompsona George Michael?

8. Mkhalidwe wanga suli pakati pa amuna ndi akazi

Mwamuna, mwana, khanda, mosasamala kanthu za kugonana kapena msinkhu, ndimatcha aliyense "louloute wanga" kapena "mphaka wanga". Ndipo zikuoneka kuti banja langa lonse lagwirizana ndi misala yanga yopanda amuna.

9. Ndimagwira ntchito ndi kusamalira ana mofanana ndi bambo awo

Nthaŵi zonse ana anga akabadwa, ndinali wokhoza kuwawona kwambiri ndi kuyamba ntchito chikwi. Ndiko kunena kuti, ndinayembekeza kupereka malingaliro anga 

mu chikondi kuwasamalira monga ine. Mwachidule, si ine ndekha kholo m’nyumbamo.

10. Mayi anga ndi okonda zachikazi

Ndili ndi mayi wazaka 75 yemwe amasewera zisudzo, amamwa kachasu ndipo saopa chilichonse. Ndimapereka ulemu kwa iye, chifukwa kukhala wokonda akazi lero ndikosavuta kuposa momwe zinalili m'masiku a akulu athu. Zikomo agogo! Ngati inu munalibe 

anawotcha zipolopolo zanu, tikanasitabe zathu (ndi zobvala zamkati za amuna athu!). ndi

Siyani Mumakonda