"Ndataya pulagi ya mucous masiku 15 pasadakhale. Chifukwa chake ndimaganiza zopita ku ward ya amayi oyembekezera ndekha (makamaka musachite !!!). Ndidayikidwa kuchipinda chodyera, thumba langa lamadzi linali litasweka. Mzambayo anandiuza kuti: “Ndikusiyirani foni yanu, mwamuna wanu asanakhalepo, akhoza kukuyimbirani foni choncho.” Zikomo Madam!
Ine, yemwe sanayimbidwepo, tsiku limenelo ndinali France Telecom, azakhali, msuweni, zibwenzi… bwerani kudzakutengerani zida zapakhomo. “Ndipo ndimayankha: “O mai, pepani, ndinakuyiwalanitu! “Munthu wosasangalala:” Koma pambuyo pake, ndi wamisala, ukutani! Zakhala kale katatu kuti tiyimitsa ", ndipo ine:" Pepani, ndikubala !!! "Iye, onse anachita mantha: "Mukufuna thandizo, ndikuchita chiyani? "" Palibe, dikirani, ndikwanitsa !!! »MDR!!! Njondayo inali yabwino kwambiri, yobereka bwino tsiku lotsatira ndi, ngati bonasi, maluwa amaluwa !!! ”
infonia74
“Kubadwa kwanga koyamba kunali kokonzekeratu. Asanakhazikike pabedi, mzambayo anandiuza kuti: “vula zovala zako,” ndipo ine ndinamuyankha kuti: “Inenso ndikuvula panti? “. Anandiuza momveka bwino kuti: “Inde, zingakhale bwino kukufufuzani!” Oh manyazi!
Kubadwa kwanga kwachiwiri kunayenda bwino kwambiri, maziko oimba, omasuka kwambiri. Momasuka kwambiri, kotero kuti nthawi ina, ndinafa ndipo mzamba amafuna "kundipulumutsa". Anatero uku akusewera ndi magolovesi ake a latex, "O, magolovesi atsopanowa akutani?" Zinali zabwino kwa iye, koma tonse tinazindikira kumene phokosolo likuchokera… Anangondikankhira patsogolo. ”
Medysa
“Ndi kubadwa kwa chibwenzi. Madzulo, amauza mwamuna wake kuti: “Ndikuganiza kuti zili bwino”, iye akuti: “Chabwino, ndikukonzekera “, ndipo pamenepo akutsuka mano ake, akupita kukatenga juzi… pafupi kwambiri, kudumphani (potsiriza!) mgalimoto. Osandifunsa bwanji, koma pamenepo, amayimbira mwamuna wanga osadziwa (kiyi yofiyira ndikuganiza, foni m'thumba mwanga) ndipo mwamuna wanga, nthawi ya 23:XNUMX pm, adazindikira nambalayo ndikuti: "Moni? Zikuyenda bwanji ? pali vuto? Koma palibe amene amayankha. Kumeneko, mwamuna wanga anamva galimotoyo ikulira, kenako mnyamata wina akufuula kuti: “Simuli bwino, wapenga, tuluka m’galimoto yakoyo!” “Ndipo mnzanga amene amandiyankha kuti: “Pepani mkazi wanga wabereka! »Mwamuna wanga anali ndi mantha, adatsata zobereka zonse popanda kudziwa, zinali zoseketsa!
Kwa baby2, nthawi zonse, zofanana, amamva kuti adzabala, "chabwino ndikukonzekera", iye "ayi nthawi yomweyo! »Amapita naye kuchipatala ndipo amamuuza kuti:« Dikirani, ndaiwala sutikesi yanu mgalimoto, ndikubwerera ». Anaphonya kubadwa kwa mwana wake wamwamuna, adafika mphindi 5 (woyamba mu 1 min, palibe nthawi ya epidurals!) ”
Eleni
“Popeza ndinali ndi thrombus (gawo la magazi la masentimita 15 kuseri kwa khoma la nyini), ndinali nditupa ndipo ndinkamva ululu waukulu. Ndipo popeza kuti ndinali ndisanakome chibwerereni kuchokera kuchipinda chogwirira ntchito, anandiikira katheta (amene amayenera kukhala catheter ya mkodzo). Pokhapokha kuti m'malo moyika mu ureter, namwino anaika mu nyini, zothandiza kwambiri kukodza !!! Mwadzidzidzi anadza mzamba wa ku ward ya amayi oyembekezera kuti achite ndikumuuza kulakwa kwake pamaso panga, mdr !!! ”
mag60200
"Kubadwa kwanga koyamba, kunali mayi m'chipinda china akupempha azamba kuti afulumire, chifukwa amafuna kuti mwana wake afike pakati pausiku. Ankafuna kuti mwana wake abadwe tsiku lomwelo Patrick Bruel (May 14). Ah, ngati ndiwe wokonda ... "
Kiveu
"Pamene ndinali kubereka, dokotala wachikazi anandiuza kuti: "Bwerani, kankhirani madam, ndikuwona mutu ", ndipo ndikumuyankha:" Inde, ndikudziwa, ndikuwonanso m'magalasi anu " . Kusekera kotheratu m’chipinda choberekera, dokotala wachikazi anayankha kuti: “Eya, sitinandichitireko zimenezo!” ”
Auretwill
"Ndinataya madzi m'mawa wa semi-final ya France-Portugal. Monga kusagunda ndi khomo pachibelekeropo pa 1,5, tinauzidwa kuti sizinali za lero popeza analinso mwana wathu woyamba. Kuma 17 koloko masana, kukomoka kwabwerera ndipo bambo am'tsogolo omwe adauza mwanayo kuti: "Osati usikuuno, ndi masewera, ndikufuna kuwona. "Chabwino, ndidalowa mu gym nthawi ya 21pm (machesi akuyamba) ndipo loulou wanga adabadwa 23pm (kutha kwamasewera). Panthawiyi, ogonetsa adabwera kudzatiuza kuti Zidane wagoletsa ndipo tidamveranso masewerawa pawayilesi panthawi yobereka. Tidzakumbukira kubadwa uku! ”
leti29860
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