M'mbuyomu, ndikapita kwa wometa tsitsi, nthawi zonse ndimatenga buku. Chabwino, mutakhala ndi nyanga zopakidwa utoto kapena kutenthetsa zidendene zanu, nthawi siwononga. Koma kenako ndinayamba kuona kuti sindinalitsegula. Chifukwa salon yodzaza ndi mitundu yonse ya gloss - wanzeru (monga timakonda kudzilungamitsa tokha) ndi boulevard kwathunthu.
Chifukwa chake, m'malo mwa mabuku anzeru, dzanja langa likufikira kukongola uku, ndikufikira. Ndipo chimodzimodzi, pamalo oyenera, mtundu wina wa OK!, kapena Hello!, kapena Elle wosapiririka akuwululidwa. Ndiko kuti, kumene anthu onse otchuka ozunguliridwa ndi ana panyanja kapena diva ndi mnzako watsopano pa nsanja ya Australian Open akubisala kumbuyo kwa magalasi a Ray-Ban omwewo ngati anga.
Ndimakondanso mutu wakuti "unyamata wamuyaya wopanda opaleshoni scalpel" komanso za komwe mungapumule zodula komanso zodula kwambiri. "Chavuta ndi chiyani ndi ine?" Ndimadzifunsa nditatha ola limodzi ndikudzilowetsa m'moyo wa caramel. Kapena kodi sunaphunzitsidwe, mwana, kuti zonsezi ndi zokopa zotsatsa? Kuti kukongola konseku, kosagwirizana ndi zenizeni, kumaponyedwa mwa inu kuti mupereke chiwongolero chakuyenda kwanu kwachuma, komwe kwayimitsidwa pakati pa sitolo yayikulu ndi nyumba ndi ntchito zapagulu?
Ndimawerenga nkhani zotsatsira komanso zophunzitsa chifukwa ndimasangalala ndi chiyembekezo komanso nkhawa zawo pamlingo wa katchulidwe ka mawu.
Zonse zili choncho, koma ndimawerenga gloss ndikupeza chisangalalo nthawi yomweyo. Ndinayesera kudzipangira ndekha chikhalidwe chake. Aliyense wa ife amayesetsa kupanga chithunzi chonse. Chitsanzo china chomwe chimakhala chosangalatsa komanso chosavuta kwa ife kuzindikira luso lathu. Ndipo chifukwa chiyani ndikufunika thovu ndi tinsel ndi nyalugwe waku Shanghai pokonzekera panjira yopita ku chithunzi chokondedwa cha aluntha ku likulu? Ndimakankhira kusinkhasinkha zonsezi ndikuvomereza ndekha kuti kulingalira za maonekedwe okongola kumandilimbikitsa - ngakhale magombe amtundu womwewo ndi mahotela, ngakhale mapikiniki opangidwa ndi maukwati a winawake. Chifukwa pali dzuŵa, lomwe nthawi zonse liri panjira kwa ife, anthu omwe akwaniritsa cholinga chawo ndipo (ichi ndiye chinthu chachikulu!) M'mphepete mwa mwayi umene ndinayiwalatu pa microwave yanga.
Kutali. Ndili ndi wokongoletsa wanga, wachibale, katswiri wa zamaganizo ndi "anzanga apamtima". Ndimawadalira. Ndili ndi bajeti, kupitirira zomwe sindidzapita, zilizonse zomwe wina anganene. Koma ndinawerenga nkhani zotsatsira ndi maphunziro za mndandanda «ndi bwino kukhala wamng'ono, wamng'ono ndi kuledzera mu utsi», chifukwa ndimakondwera ndi chiyembekezo chawo ndikundisamalira, kukhudza pamlingo wa mawu - mwachiwonekere, ndikusowa kwadongosolo. Ndipo bwanji, wina ali ndi zochuluka ndi izi? Choncho fika kumene mungathe!
Kodi mumadziwa, mwachitsanzo, kuti Pablo Picasso anali wokonda nthabwala kwa nthawi yayitali. James Joyce adawona zaluso zodziwika bwino ngati momwe amaganizira kuti achitepo kanthu. (Kuwala, ndithudi, ndi luso lokhazikika, ili ndilo gawo lazofalitsa, koma tanthauzo la "misa" silingapeweke.)
Kaleidoscope ya miseche, maphikidwe, ndemanga zamafashoni ndi mbiri ya kukongola zimandipatsa chidziwitso chakuyenda kosadodometsedwa kwa nthawi ndikundikumbutsa, monga momwe wafilosofi komanso katswiri wazofalitsa nkhani a Marshall McLuhan anati, "za kudzaza kwa moyo, za kuthekera konse komwe timachita. taphonya muzochita zathu zatsiku ndi tsiku. «.