Nthawi 20 mwana wanu adakupangitsani (kwambiri) kukhala osamasuka

20 nthawi zochititsa manyazi kwambiri ...

1. Pamene, adakufunsani ngati mayi wogulitsira sitolo anali ndi mwana m'mimba mwake.  

2. Pamene, adauza bwenzi lake lapamtima kuti amayi ake ndi okalamba (pamaso pa mayi wofunsidwayo ndi inu).

3. Pamene, pokwera ndi mlendo, anayamba kukuwa “Kukununkha!”

4. Pamene, iye anaphwanya wake Kinder pa bwenzi lanu lapamtima kuwala imvi kama kama.

5. Pamene, analumpha mphatso za tsiku lobadwa la mnzake wa m’kalasi kuti atsegule.

6. Pamene, adasanza pa okwera TGV.

7. Pamene adakuuzani m'mundamo, pamaso pa khamu la amayi otsekeredwa: "Amayi, mwandiyika liti m'madzi ozizira", ndi chilengedwe chosokoneza.

8. Pamene iye anayankha agogo ake amene anamufunsa kuti, “Kodi wokondedwa wako dzina lake ndani?” », Romeo.

9. Pamene adaba phukusi la Haribo ku supermarket kapena mwangozi anathyola mabotolo khumi a vinyo.

10. Pamene, iye anathamangira kwa dona wokalamba pa scooter. Ndipo kuti chochitikacho chinabwerezedwa masiku angapo motsatizana, nthawi zonse ndi munthu yemweyo.

11. Pamene, adanena kwa agogo ake aakazi (amayi anu opeza) pansi pa chisindikizo chachinsinsi: "Mukudziwa amayi anga, nthawi zina amasanduka mfiti". Ndipo apongozi aja anasangalala kukubwerezani.

12. Pamene, iye anali ndi kusokonezeka kwamanjenje mu ndege panthawi yotera chifukwa anali atasowa maswiti.

13. Pamene, adatsegula chitseko cha taxi pa msewu wa ring chifukwa kunali kotentha.

14. Pamene anakuuzani kuti: “Lero m’maŵa mphunzitsiyo anatifotokozera mmene timapangira makanda. Chifukwa chake, Adadi. ”…

15. Pamene, adayimba m'chipinda chodikirira dokotala: "Bulu langa limapweteka, matako anga amawawa, ndinali ndi nthawi yoipa mu unyamata wanga ..." Zikomo agogo.

16. Pamene adauza mbuye wake: “Bambo anga ali ndi mbolo, ndipo mayi anga ali ndi tsitsi.

17. Pamene, adadya mango kwa wobiriwira

18. Pamene adayang’ana mphuno ya dokotala wa ana nati: “N’chifukwa chiyani muli ndi tsitsi lambiri m’mphuno mwanu! ”

19. Pamene adayika chala chake mu mousse ya chokoleti yokonzedwa bwino ndi bwenzi lake.

20. Pamene, adalowetsa chala chake mkamwa mwa mlamu wako watsopano.

 

 

Siyani Mumakonda