Mayi wa ana atatu (wazaka 12, zaka 7 ndi zaka 2), mtolankhani wathu Katrin Acou-Bouaziz amagawana moyo wake wokongola wa tsiku ndi tsiku. M'gawoli, akutiululira mwanthabwala zonse zomwe zimatiyembekezera tikabereka ...
“Mumamva za nthawi yonse ya mimba. "Samalani, osati othamanga kwambiri, palibe abs, muyenera kuteteza perineum yanu! “Kupatulapo kuti sitingathe kale kumupeza panthawi yokonzekera kubereka.
Kotero ife timakhudza kulikonse, kutsogolo, kumbuyo, timayika miyendo yathu mlengalenga, timangiriza, timamasula monga choncho kuti tiwone, ndipo PALIBE chimachitika. Kungotuluka pang'ono poyetsemula kapena kuseka, zomwe zimatipanikiza momveka bwino.
Mpaka tsiku lomaliza kubadwa, pamene mzamba anatipima, dzanja lake likuyendayenda mu duwa lathu lomwe linali losalimba, akutipempha kuti tigwirizane kuti tiwone kukula kwa kuwonongeka. Ndipo kuti pamlingo wa 1 mpaka 10, ndizovuta kufika 2. Koma mwamwayi, mwa kutsokomola, viscera yathu sitsika kwambiri. "Tizimitsa zonse, osadandaula!" Koma osati njira iliyonse yakale. Apa ndipamene timakhala ndi ufulu wa nkhani zowopsya za amayi omwe amataya matumbo awo mwakukhala ndi ziwombankhanga mwamsanga pambuyo pobereka. Ndipo kuti tipeze chilimbikitso chofunikira kuti tiyambe kukonzanso.
Chifukwa chake ndizovuta kuyika magawo mu ndandanda yathu yodzaza, magawo omwe, mzamba, nthawi zonse ali ndi dzanja lake mu duwa lathu, amatifunsa kuti tiganizire za nyumba zomwe zimatsekedwa ndi gululi. Pansi. Kapena drawbridge. Ndipo nthawi zina ngakhale ndi agulugufe omwe timayamwa ndi anus, kapena ma daisies omwe timatseka kuti tidziteteze ku mvula. Pachiyambi, timayesetsa, monga wophunzira wachitsanzo, timabweretsa ngakhale mwana yemwe akulira m'chipinda choyandikana nacho. Timachita masewero olimbitsa thupi kunyumba madzulo posenda masamba, komanso timayesa kutikita minofu ya perineum, tokha mu bafa yathu.
Koma patatha milungu ingapo pamlingo uwu, kugona mu nduna iyi, mwana akukuwa nthawi ina iliyonse, ndipo ife, matako mumphepo, kuyang'ana m'maso mwa mlendo uyu amene amangolankhula nafe za nyini yathu ndi kupita patsogolo kwake. kumanga thupi, timakhumudwa.
Asanazindikire kuti pali vuto kwenikweni chifukwa sitimvanso ngakhale pamene mnyamata wathu ali pamalo. "Oh chabwino koma mwayambira pamenepo?" “
Mzamba ndiye nthawi zambiri amatipatsa kuti tiwonjezeke ndi kukonzanso magetsi. zomwe zidagulidwa kale ku pharmacy ndikunyamula mchikwama chathu munsalu yochapira… Ndikofunikira kumvetsetsa zochitika zonse zomwe zimafunikira mu "Super Mario of the perineum" ndikuphunzitsa gawo pambuyo pa gawo kuti apereke mwana wamfumu. Pomaliza pa tsiku la balance sheet, ndife omwe timamasulidwa chifukwa cha 7 komanso bodza laling'ono "Ayi, ayi, sinditayanso ndikathamanga ...". Ndipo lonjezo loti mupitilize kuwonetsa zamaluwa ndikumangika kwamatumbo nthawi zonse mu Sissi Empress mode. Zomwe muyenera kuseka mkati, mukuchita mantha ndi kutaya matumbo anu pamimba yotsatira. “
Katrin Acou-Bouaziz