Malamulo a chibwenzi atsikana
Kukopa chidwi cha mkazi wokongola sikovuta. Mukungoyenera kukhala wanzeru pang'ono kuposa wina aliyense. Tikukulangizani kuti muphunzire malamulo ochezera atsikana

Kumbukirani filimu "The Naked Truth" ndi Gerald Butler? Kumeneko, ngwaziyo inaphunzitsa abwana ake njira zokopa. Ndipo zinamuyendera bwino kwambiri moti m’kupita kwa nthawi anayambanso kumukonda. N'zosadabwitsa kuti chithunzicho chinakhala chodziwika bwino, chifukwa mutu wa chibwenzi ndi wosangalatsa kwa amuna ndi akazi. Ndipo zidzakhala choncho nthawi zonse.

Ndipo za nyengo…

Zaka zingapo zapitazo, ndinadziwa bwino momwe ndingakumane ndi mtsikana. Ayi, ayi, sindinadziyese ndekha, ndinathandiza anzanga osakwatiwa kupeza chisangalalo. Apa, tinene, mmodzi wa iwo anayamba kudandaula za tsoka mu chikondi, anafooka ngati chiguduli, kotero ine nthawi yomweyo anasonyeza wapamwamba njira yanga. Ndinasankha mtsikana wokongola kwambiri paphwando ndipo ndinakangana ndi mnyamatayo chifukwa cha botolo la shampeni kuti asamangobwera kudzakumana naye yekha, koma kukhala patebulo ndikusiya nambala yake ya foni. Ndipo nthawi iliyonse bamboyo ankandisewera champagne.

Ndipo ndinachita zotsatirazi: Ndinapita kwa mtsikanayo n’kudzisonyeza kuti ndine wothandiza kwa wopanga wailesi yakanema wochokera m’programu ya Weather Forecast. Ananena kuti sewerolo mwiniyo ndi munthu wamanyazi kwambiri, koma poona kuti pakali pano tikuyang'ana wowonetsa watsopano, atawona kukongola kotere, mwa njira zonse ankafuna kumuitanira ku audition. Kodi angakhale pansi patebulo lathu ndi kunena mawu angapo "Ndipo za nyengo ..." kotero kuti wopanga ayang'ane nkhope yake ndi mawu ake.

Mosafunikira kunena, mnzanga wonyansa nthawi yomweyo adasanduka kalonga wanthano pamaso pa mtsikanayo, adathamangira kwa iye, pafupifupi kulira ndi chisangalalo. Ndapanga chinyengochi kakhumi makumi asanu ndipo palibe mtsikana amene anakana!

Inde, ndinanama ndipo bwenzi langa silingathe kudalira ubale uliwonse waukulu pambuyo pake, koma zonsezi zinatsimikizira choonadi chosavuta: kuti mukope chidwi, kuti mukhale osiyana ndi imvi yamtundu womwewo wa alendo a cafe, muyenera. zochepa kwambiri.

Woimba Madonna pa nthawi ina anakwatira Guy Ritchie, chifukwa amuna ambiri amamuopa, ndipo iye, ngakhale kusiyana kwa msinkhu ndi kutchuka kwake, sanachite mantha, anasonyeza kupirira ndipo anamaliza pa guwa.

Kusankha njira yachilendo yachibwenzi, kukhala wamakani komanso mwachikondi - ndizo zonse zomwe zimafunikira kuti mugonjetse mtima wa mayi. Mkazi atamva kuti "Tiyeni tidziwane" kakhumi makumi awiri, pa twente-XNUMX adzapambana pa chiletso ichi. Ndipo amene awononga kachitidwe ka chizolowezi kadzapambana.

Ndife ochokera m'tsogolo

Mmodzi mwa abwenzi anga nthawi iliyonse ankadziwonetsera yekha ngati mwamuna kuyambira mtsogolo. Anati: "Ndine mwamuna wanu wam'tsogolo, tili ndi ana awiri, nyumba yokongola ku Troekurov, Lexus yakuda ndipo ndiwe mwini wa salon yanu ku Tsvetnoy Boulevard. Ngati simundikhulupirira, tsopano ndilemba chinachake pa chopukutira, ndipo ndikachoka, chidzakwaniritsidwa. Pa chopukutira, nthawi zambiri ankasiya nambala yake ya foni ndi mawu akuti: “Mawa usiku mudzandiimbira foni ndipo tipita kukamwa khofi.” Ndipo tangolingalirani mmene anaitana ndi kuyenda! Chifukwa mnzakeyo anali wolimba mtima, wamwano komanso woseketsa. Izi ndi zomwe timafunikira amayi.

Sipanapite zaka zambiri pamene ndinaphunzira kuti mnzanga anagwiritsa ntchito mosadziwa njira yamphamvu ya NLP "Kusankha Popanda Chosankha" - pamene zonse zasankhidwa kale kwa munthuyo ndipo akungofunika kunena kuti inde.

Ndipo zinathandiza! Mwa njira, mnzawoyo potsirizira pake anakwatira mmodzi wa amene anamuitana. Sanamugulire Lexus, sanamupatse salon, koma adakwaniritsadi lonjezo lokhala ndi ana awiri.

Palibe chifukwa chokhala wanzeru

Akatswiri a zamaganizo amati mawu anzeru akamakumana amangosokoneza. Zoyesayesa zimene mwamuna kaŵirikaŵiri amapanga pofuna kukondweretsa mkazi amaziwona kukhala zosakhala zachibadwa ndi zofooka. Pamene mumaopa kulephera, mantha anu amamveka kwambiri. Koma kwenikweni, musanakumane ndi yemweyo, yekhayo, ndizofunika kukhala ndi zochitika zoipa. Ndi iye amene adzakuthandizani kumvetsetsa bwino nokha ndikuchotsa kunjenjemera kwachinyengo m'mawondo anu.

Tsiku lina, mnzanga wina wazaka 42 anandipempha kuti ndimulembere mawu oti ndimupatse moni kwa atsikana amene ali pamalo ochezera a pa Intaneti. Ndinadabwa kuti atsikanawo adayankha bwino popemphedwa kuti apite kukacheza ku Zoo, akuyamikira monga "Ndinu m'modzi mwa ochepa omwe ali ndi nzeru pa tsamba lino," komanso kuzindikira kuti mnzake adatayidwa. chibwenzi. Ndipo zonse chifukwa ife akazi ndife achifundo chikhalidwe, timakonda kusyasyalika ndi nyama. Mwaona? Zonse ndi zophweka.

Imodzi mwa mafashoni athu ndi zakudya. Mnzake wina wa ku Canada posachedwapa ananena kuti tsopano ali ndi zokongola kwambiri - kuti adziwe msika wa alimi. Mwinamwake, amawopa kupita ku makalabu ausiku ndi maholo amakanema amdima kapena kusunga matikiti. Kapena mwina amakonda kumuona anyambita uchi pa kulawa ... Choncho, otsatirawa a moyo wathanzi, mafani a parsley ndi udzu mkate ndi opambana kwambiri. Chifukwa aliyense akhoza kuyitanira ku bar kwa galasi la vinyo, ndi kumsika - wathanzi kwambiri komanso wamakono. Osachepera ife timakhulupirira izo mwamphamvu.

Chifukwa chake, amuna okondedwa, sonkhanitsani malingaliro anu palimodzi, pangani china chatsopano ndikutiyimbirani masiku posachedwa!

Siyani Mumakonda