Wachinyamata pa malo ochezera a pa Intaneti: momwe angathanirane ndi adani?

"Ndiye mwasindikiza post yanu. Adatumiza kanema. Tsopano aliyense amaziwona - ndi avatar yanu, ndi emoticons (kapena popanda iwo), ndi zithunzi kapena zithunzi ... Ndipo ndithudi, mphindi zitatu zilizonse mumayang'ana pa malo ochezera a pa Intaneti kuti muwone ngati pali chochita? Monga? Ndemanga? Ndipo mukuwona - inde, zilipo!

Ndipo panthawiyi, ntchito yanu yolemba mabulogu ikhoza kugwa. Chifukwa ngakhale munthu amene amadziwa kupanga mavidiyo ozizira ndi kulemba zolemba zodabwitsa sadzakhala blogger wapamwamba ngati sakudziwa momwe angayankhire bwino ndemanga. Ndipo ziyenera kukhala zolondola bwanji?

Zoyenera kuchita ngati ndemanga sizikuyamikani?

perekani zifukwa? Kapena kukhala chete? Palibe amene akudziwa yankho lolondola. Chifukwa kulibe. Ndipo pali mkangano wotambasulira ndemanga zana. Chatsala ndi chiyani? Landirani maganizo a munthu wina.

Nthaŵi ina Voltaire anati: “Sindikugwirizana ndi mawu anu amodzi, koma ndine wokonzeka kufera ufulu wanu wonena zimene mukuganiza.” Izi ndi demokalase, mwa njira. Chifukwa chake, ngati mu ndemanga munthu akuwonetsa malingaliro omwe simugawana nawo konse, muuzeni za izo, kutsutsana naye, perekani zifukwa zanu. Koma musakhumudwe. Ali ndi ufulu woganiza choncho. Ndinu osiyana. Zonse zosiyana.

Ndipo ngati amalemba zinthu zoipa zokhudza ine ndi anzanga?

Koma apa ife kale ntchito pa mfundo ina. Koma choyamba, tiyeni tiwonetsetse kuti izi ndi zonyansa, osati malingaliro ena. Kalekale panali blogger Dasha. Ndipo nthawi ina adalemba positi: "Ndatopa bwanji ndi masamu awa! Ambuye, sindingathe kupiriranso. Ayi, ndine wokonzeka kusokoneza ma logarithm ndikudutsa pakati pa tsankho. Koma ndiyenera kumvetsetsa chifukwa chake. Ndine wothandiza anthu. Sindidzafunikanso ma kiyubiki equation m'moyo wanga. Chifukwa?! Chabwino, chifukwa chiyani ndimathera nthawi yanga yochuluka ndi misempha pa iwo? Chifukwa chiyani sindingathe kuphunzira zolankhula, kuwerenga maganizo kapena mbiri yakale panthawi ino - zomwe ndimakondwera nazo? Kodi chikuyenera kuchitika chiyani kuti algebra ndi geometry akhale osankhidwa ku sekondale?"

Ndemanga zoipa zidagwa pa Dasha. Werengani zisanu mwa izo ndi kunena kuti: ndi iti mwa iwo, mwa lingaliro lanu, yolembedwa mwatsatanetsatane, ndi iti yomwe ili chabe mwano?

1. "Inde, simungathe kupeza chilichonse chokwera kuposa" katatu "mu algebra, ndiye mwakwiya kwambiri!"
2. "O, zikuwonekeratu - wa blonde! Muyenera kuyika zithunzi zanu, osachepera ali ndi china choti muwone!
3. “Zimenezo ndi zopusa! Kodi mungakhale bwanji opanda masamu?
4. “Winanso wozunzidwa ndi mayeso!”
5. “Sindikugwirizana nazo kwambiri! Masamu imapanga kuganiza momveka bwino, ndipo popanda izo, munthu amakhala ngati amphibian, pamalingaliro omwewo.

Ndiko kulondola, kutukwana ndi ndemanga yoyamba, yachiwiri ndi yachinayi.

Mwa iwo, olembawo samatsutsana ndi lingaliro lofotokozedwa ndi Dasha, koma fufuzani mlingo waluntha wa Dasha. Ndipo amatsutsa kwambiri. Ndipo nayi ndemanga yachitatu ... Chifukwa mlembi wa ndemanga iyi samayesa Dasha, koma lingaliro lofotokozedwa ndi iye. Kumene, iye sadziwa mwaluso kugawira mayeso ake, koma osachepera iye salemba kuti Dasha ndi wopusa.

Dziwani kuti uku ndi kusiyana kwakukulu. Kuuza munthu kuti ndi chitsiru, kapena kunena kuti maganizo ake ndi opusa. Chitsiru ndi chipongwe. Lingaliro lopusa… chabwino, tonse timalankhula zinthu zopusa nthawi ndi nthawi. Ngakhale kuli kolondola kuyankha motere: "Lingaliro ili likuwoneka lopusa kwa ine." Ndipo fotokozani chifukwa chake. Kwenikweni, izi ndizo zomwe wolemba ndemanga yachisanu adayesa kuchita: adanena kuti sakugwirizana ndi lingalirolo (onani kuti sanayese Dasha mwanjira iliyonse) ndipo adatsutsa udindo wake.

N’zoona kuti ndi bwino kukangana ndi anthu amene amadziwa kutero popanda kuwononga umunthu wanu. Mwina mudzataya mkangano uwu. Koma kudzakhala mkangano chabe, osati mwano wowuluka uku ndi uku. Koma ndemanga zodzaza ndi mkwiyo kapena zonyoza inu ndi banja lanu zitha kuchotsedwa. Muli ndi ufulu wonse osasintha tsamba lanu kukhala zinyalala. Ndipo ndithudi, muchotse iye zonyansa zapakamwa.

Kodi akuchokera kuti, adani awa?

Mawu oti “wodana” safunikira kufotokozedwa, sichoncho? Tikukhulupirira kuti anthuwa sanabwere patsamba lanu, koma khalani okonzeka: mutha kukumana ndi wodana nthawi zonse pamasamba ochezera. Inde, nyenyezi zimapindula kwambiri ndi iwo. Mumatsegula chithunzi chilichonse cha nyenyezi pa Instagram ndipo mupeza mu ndemanga monga: "Inde, zaka zikuwonekera kale ..." kapena "Mulungu, mungavalire bwanji chovala choterocho pa bulu wonenepa chonchi!" Onani kuti tinalemba mosamala kwambiri - "bulu wonenepa." Adani sachita manyazi ndi zonena zawo. Kodi anthu amenewa ndi ndani? Pali zingapo zomwe mungachite.

1. Odana ndi anthu omwe akugwira ntchito yawo. Mwachitsanzo, kampani ya Romashka inalipira adani olembedwa mwapadera kuti alembe mitundu yonse ya zinthu zoipa mu ndemanga pa nsanamira za kampani Vasilek. Ndipo amalemba mwachidwi. Zotsatira zake, anthu amasiya kugula chimanga ku kampani ya Vasilek ndikuyamba kugula chamomile ku kampani ya Romashka. kutanthauza? Ndithudi. Osachita zimenezo.
2. Awa ndi anthu omwe amadzinenera kuti awononga nyenyezi. Chabwino, pamene m'moyo weniweni, wotayika chete Vasya adzakumana ndi Miss World?! Ayi. Koma abwera patsamba lake pamawebusayiti ndikulemba kuti: "Chabwino, makapu! Ndipo ameneyu ankatchedwa kukongola? Pfft, tili ndi nkhumba komanso zokongola kwambiri! Kudzidalira kwa Vasya kunakwera kwambiri. Koma momwe - adawonetsera "fi" yake kwa kukongola!
3. Awa ndi anthu amene amakonda kuona ena akuvutika ndi mawu awo. Anthuwa sapereka ndemanga pa ma post a Miss World. Adzayamba kunyoza anthu omwe amawadziwa m'malo ochezera a pa Intaneti: ophunzira akusukulu zawo, "anzawo" mu gawo la masewera, oyandikana nawo ... Amasangalala kumva mphamvu zawo pamalingaliro a ena. Iye analemba chinthu chonyansa - ndipo mukuwona momwe munthu amachitira manyazi, amasanduka otumbululuka, sakudziwa choti anene poyankha ... Ndipo aliyense ali ndi mwayi wodana ndi chitsanzo No. Ndipo mukhoza, ngati mukumva mphamvu mwa inu nokha, kumenyana.

Momwe mungathanirane ndi adani?

Chofunikira kwambiri apa ndikusayankha monga momwe wodanayo akunenera. Kodi akuyembekezera chiyani kwa inu? Kukwiyira, kunyozana, kuwiringula. Ndipo yankho lanu lililonse m’njira imeneyi litanthauza kuti mukutsatira wadaniyo, kuvomereza malamulo oikidwa ndi iwo. Chokani mu ndegeyi! Uzani wakuda zomwe akuchita, sekani vutolo, kapena…vomerani naye kotheratu.

Msungwana wina Ira analemba mu ndemanga kuti: "Chabwino, unalowa kuti ndi bulu wamkulu chonchi?" "Chabwino, ukundida tsopano, ndipo osalankhula kwenikweni," Ira adayankha wothirira ndemanga. "Tiyeni tikambirane kapena ndifufute ndemanga yanu." Palibe chokhumudwitsa. Palibe kubwezera chipongwe. Ira adasanthula ndemanga ya wodanayo ndikuchenjeza zomwe angachite ngati izi zitachitikanso.

Ndipo miyezi ingapo pambuyo pake, kunena kuti: "Inde, ndiwe wamba!" - iye analemba kuti: "Chabwino, chirichonse, chirichonse, ndinagonjetsa mtsikanayo! Ndasiya! - ndikuyika zomvera. Ira sanaganize nkomwe kulowa mkangano. Anachita nthabwala modutsa ndipo potero anagwetsa pansi pa mapazi a adaniyo. Ndipo kachitatu, kwa wodana naye yemweyo (munthuyo adakhala wouma khosi), adalemba mawu okhumudwitsa ponena za luntha lake: "Eya, ndiko kulondola. Mpaka pano. ”

“Inde, simungathe ngakhale kukangana!” - wodanayo adayankha mokwiya ndipo sanasiye ndemanga pa tsamba la Ira. Ndimangokonda mwakachetechete zithunzi zake. Mwa njira, nkhaniyi inali ndi kupitiriza. Kamodzi Ira anayamba troll munthu wina. (Ira ndi msungwana wanzeru, kotero bulogu yake idatchuka mwachangu. Ndipo komwe kuli kutchuka, pali adani.)

Kotero, wodana woyamba uja adadza kuteteza mtsikanayo ndi chifuwa chake. Analimbana ndi kuukira kulikonse kwa mlendo. Ira adawerenga zonsezi ndikumwetulira.

Nina Zvereva ndi Svetlana Ikonnikova amalankhula za malamulo ena ochezera pa intaneti, za luso lofotokozera poyera nkhani zosangalatsa ndikupeza anthu amalingaliro ofanana m'buku la "Star of Social Networks". Momwe mungakhalire blogger wabwino ”(Clever-Media-Group, 2020).