Momwe bambo amachitira Kalvare zoseweretsa zomveka
Tikukhala m’dziko laphokoso. Kuphulika kwa magalimoto, kulira kwa mafoni a m'manja, kulira kwa ana: nthawi zina zimawoneka kuti chilengedwe chonse chapanga chigawenga motsutsana ndi makutu athu. Inde, timapirira phokoso la ana athu, chifukwa chikondi chimapangidwira zimenezo. Komabe…
Maholide akuyandikira ndipo ndi nthawi yomwe voliyumu ikuwonjezeka kwambiri.Choyamba chifukwa ana amasangalala (sitingathe kuwaimba mlandu, ndi matsenga a Khirisimasi). Ndipo chachiwiri, n’chifukwa chakuti munthu wina angawapatse chidole chogontha.
Ndikudziwa zomwe ndikutanthauza. Posachedwapa apongozi anga anapatsa mwana wanga mphatso. Ndizosangalatsa. Agogo amasangalala powononga mdzukulu wawo, palibenso mwachibadwa. Komano, mitsempha ya makolo imakhala yovuta. Chifukwa mphatso yomwe ikufunsidwayo imakhala loboti yankhondo ya laser yomwe imapita patsogolo ndikupanga chiwongolero chosasokoneza FIRE-FIRE-FIRE, chokongoletsedwa ndi kuphulika kwa mfuti za TA-TA-TA-TA ndi kuphulitsa kwa BOM-Boom-Boom. Mwana akhoza kusangalala nayo kwa maola ambiri. Ndipo ngati mutamupempha kuti asiye, sangamve chifukwa cha robot.
Chida ichi chauchiwanda ndi chikhomo chabepakati pa ena m'gulu la zoseweretsa zosimidwa zomwe Mwana, capitalist yemwe adakulirakulira, amasangalala kudziunjikira.
Inunso mukudziwa zovuta za sitima yaing'ono yomwe TCHOU-TCHOU imalephera kuyima ikangoyamba. Tabuleti yomwe imakuwa KHALANI NDI MASEWERO A RIGOLO AYI mukamayimba foni yofunika kwambiri. Buku lanyimbo lomwe limabwereza mipiringidzo inayi yoyamba ya La Lettre à Élise kosatha, mpaka mutadwala Beethoven (yemwe anali wogontha, wamwayi).
Ndipo helikopita iyi, komweko, yomwe imapanga ma decibel ambiri kuposa roketi ya Ariane pakunyamuka.
N’chifukwa chiyani phokosoli likumveka mokweza kwambiri?
N’chifukwa chiyani kumveka kopanda phokoso chonchi?
Ndinayesa kujambula zotuluka kuchepetsa din, sikugwiritsidwa ntchito kwambiri, makina nthawi zonse amapambana pamapeto.
Palibe amene angamvetse chifukwa chake opanga zoseŵeretsa zomveka samazengedwa mlandu pafupipafupi. Kodi zidzatenga gulu la #metoo kuti mumasulire mawu a makolo omwe ali ndi makutu ozunzidwa? Makamaka popeza zambiri mwazinthuzi zimapangidwa kuchokera ku pulasitiki yomwe imapha akamba.
Pali yankho limodzi lomwe latsala: chotsani zinthu zomwe zikufunsidwa panthawi yoyamba yogulitsa garaja. Osati zosavuta. Mwanayo amayang'anira tirigu ndipo amagubuduzika pansi, akufuula kuti: AYI, NDIKUFUNA KUKHALA TCHOU-TCHOU. Sitipambana posinthanitsa. Kotero ife timayesa kusokoneza Mwana: "Mukudziwa, mu nthawi yanga, tinali ndi nthawi yabwino ndi chingwe ndi chidutswa cha makatoni". (Ndikukhulupirira kuti makolo anga anali kundiuza kale nkhaniyi, ndipo ndikukhulupirira kuti, kale panthaŵiyo, sindinawakhulupirire.)
Mwachidule, timagonjetsedwa ndi kukhudzidwa kwa ogula ndipo zomwe tiyenera kuchita ndikuvomereza mkhalidwe wathu ngati phokoso loipitsidwa. December 25 ikuyandikira, ndikudziwa zomwe ndimufunse Santa Claus: makutu.
Julien Blanc-Gras