1. Gonani usiku wa maola 10 motsatizana
2. Sindikumvanso kukuwa kwa m'mawa ku crescendo "Maaaaamannnn"
3. Landirani zolembetsa zopanda malire za "wolera ana madzulo".
4. Kukhala ndi mayi woyeretsa maola 4 patsiku (maloto ...)
5. Chotsukira chotsuka chomwe chimayamwa ana, kwakanthawi (koma ayi, osati zoona ...)
6. Zomangira m'makutu zomwe sizimalankhula koma zimangochepetsa
7. Pomaliza kutha kupita kuchimbudzi mwakachetechete
8. Khalani nokha tsiku lopanda mwana kapena mwamuna
9. Pitani ku kalabu yausiku, mukagone 5 koloko ndikudzuka 13pm mwatsopano (inde!)
Mwa kudzoza? Mukhozanso kusankha mphatso zambiri zachikhalidwe, kapena zosavuta kupereka.
Kuwerenga:"Tsiku la Amayi: malingaliro athu amphatso, kupereka ... kapena kudzisamalira nokha! (chiwonetsero chazithunzi) ”
10. Buku lopaka utoto kuti mupumule, ndi mapensulo omwe palibe amene amawakhudza!
11. Kukhala wokhoza kuŵerenga magazini yonse pampando patchuthi
12. Osapitanso kwa dokotala wa ana kamodzi pa sabata (kawiri pachaka ndi bwino)
13. Bask mu kuwira kusamba mosadodometsedwa
14. Kugula masana onse (popanda ana, zomwe sizikunena)
15. Khalani ndi mphunzitsi kunyumba, makamaka wokongola
16. Kutha kudya paketi ya makeke popanda kuukiridwa ndi tinthu tating'ono tanjala
17. Osasowanso kukonza chipinda cha ana kakhumi patsiku
18. Kuyamikiridwa ndi banja lonse pambuyo pa ratatouille (kapena mbale ina yamasamba)
19. Thawani kumapeto kwa sabata yachikondi kapena ndi anzanu
20. Khalani ndi mwana wachiwiri, wachitatu (oops!)