Tiyeni tipite: Mitengo ya Khrisimasi m'masitolo akuluakulu, Santa Clauses ku McDonald's. Tikuyesera kulenga, kugwira, kukhala ndi kubwera kwa Chaka Chatsopano ngati tchuthi. Ndipo zikuipiraipira. Chifukwa chisangalalo ndi chisangalalo zimabwera pokhapokha ngati zonse zili bwino polumikizana ndi inu nokha. Ndipo m'malo kukonza miyoyo yathu, timadya neuroses ndi mayonesi ndikudabwa chifukwa Chaka Chatsopano sichibweretsa kukonzanso. Kukonzekera kwakhala nthawi yayitali kukhala tchuthi, komwe zikhumbozo zimatengera zomwe zili.
Apa, zikuwoneka, adangogula mapensulo atsopano a ana pofika pa Seputembara 1 ndi nsapato «za autumn» - kwa iwo okha, ndipo wina wapachikidwa pawindo la korona wa Chaka Chatsopano, ndipo amawunikira mosadukiza pa khonde, pomwe a mkazi wovala chovala chapinki nthawi zonse amasuta. Zaka ziwiri pamalo amodzi.
Kapena mwina zikuwoneka kwa ine kuti si rhythmic? Mwina ine anataya mungoli choncho ine ndikuganiza kuti ndi molawirira kwambiri kukonzekera Chaka Chatsopano. Chifukwa chiyani ntchito yokonzekera mphepo yamkuntho, ngati timangodziwa kukonzekera, koma sitidziwa momwe tingasangalalire ndikulola zatsopano m'miyoyo yathu. Ndipo Lolemba pambuyo pa Lolemba, chaka ndi chaka, zimakhala zilch, osati moyo watsopano.
Mukatsegula zenera, ma snowflake awiri amawulukira m'chipindamo. Ndiye? Chipale chofewa sichinafike chaka chatsopano. Ndiye agogo aakazi kapena nanny sangathe kupirira, kudula chipale chofewa chachikulu chotere ndi mabowo pamapepala, koma osati imodzi, ndikuyiyika pagalasi. Chifukwa mumafunitsitsa holide ndi chifukwa cha chisangalalo. Ndi chitonthozo chochuluka, monga chithunzi chochokera m'buku lokhala ndi nkhani za Khirisimasi.
Nthawi zina mumagwira chinthu choterocho madzulo - moody: chipale chofewa chikugwa, nyali ikuwala, tchire limatulutsa mithunzi - ndiyeno mumayika pa Instagram (bungwe lonyanyira loletsedwa ku Russia).
Ndipo, ndithudi, ine ndikufuna kuti izo zikhale penapake chimodzimodzi monga pa positi khadi: nyumba yokutidwa ndi matalala, njira yoyeretsedwa, ndipo utsi umatuluka kuchokera ku chumney. Koma ife tiri mumzindawu ndipo chifukwa chake timajambula mawindo a chipale chofewa, omwe, mwa njira, mungagule okonzeka m'nyumba, kale pa guluu ndi zonyezimira. Ndipo chithunzi, ngakhale gif yokhala ndi nyumba yabwino m'malo otsetsereka a chipale chofewa ndi mazenera owala, ikhoza kukhala yabwino pa Facebook (bungwe lochita monyanyira loletsedwa ku Russia). Zokonda ndikutsanzira…
Koma palibe kumverera kwa tchuthi.
Zovala zoyenera, maphwando oyenera, zakudya zoyenera pamasamba ophikira
M'maholo ozizira a nsangalabwi a nyumba zaofesi, popanda kuyembekezera zoyamba zachipale chofewa, mbawala pamafelemu a waya zimayambira pomwepo, mitengo ya Khirisimasi yopangira, monga zowonjezera kukoma, ndi kuzungulira, ndithudi, mabokosi opanda kanthu ndi mauta, mu pepala lokulunga lowala. . Monga mphatso. Ndipo zowunikira, zowunikira mumipanda yopulumutsa mphamvu. Zizindikiro za Chaka Chatsopano chamalonda ndi Khrisimasi yomweyo. Palibe chonena za masitolo: Chisangalalo cha Chaka Chatsopano ndi injini yamalonda. Chiyembekezo cha kusintha nthawi zonse chimagulitsa bwino.
Ndiye, a! - Live Khirisimasi mitengo kale anabweretsa. Ndikufuna kubwera, kununkhiza, kutola utomoni ku mbiya, opaka singano m'manja mwanga ... Mumayesetsa kutenga nawo mbali. Palibe kumverera kwa tchuthi.
Kenako imayamba kuwira mozungulira: "O, ndizovuta bwanji kusankha mphatso kwa aliyense!", "Koma kunyamula! Zowopsa! "," Ndipo adanditumizira ulalo watsambali - pamenepo mutha kuyitanitsa mphatso iliyonse monyanyira", "Kodi okhulupirira nyenyezi amalangiza chiyani? Ndi mitundu yanji yokondwerera Chaka Chatsopano? Zowopsa, ndilibe chovala chachikasu!", "Kodi mukuwulukira kwinakwake kukakondwerera Chaka Chatsopano? Kuti?", "Tsopano nthawi yachedwa kwambiri kuti muyang'ane chinachake, maulendo a Chaka Chatsopano amawomboledwa kwa miyezi isanu ndi umodzi kapena chaka", "Tinasungitsa tebulo. Ayi, zonse zatengedwa kale kumeneko, awa ndi malo OTHANDIZA!
"Tiyeni timupatse fano la nkhumba - ichi ndi chizindikiro cha chaka chomwe chikubwera." Ndiyeno magulu a nkhumba awa akugona mozungulira makompyuta, kusonkhanitsa fumbi.
Zovala zoyenera, maphwando oyenera, mbale zoyenera pamasamba ophikira, "momwe mumakumana, kotero mumathera ...", "osati BWANJI, koma NDI NDANI"! Ndi ndani? Ndi ndani? - komanso funso lalikulu, lokangana ... Ndipo zikuwoneka kuti si tchuthi chomwe chimabwera kwa ife, koma kutha kwa dziko.
Kwenikweni, kugwa mvula pa 31st, koma zilibe kanthu, chifukwa tadzaza ndi matalala opangira komanso "mvula" yopangira, ndipo, wotopa, amawulukira ku Maldives, amene amagula botolo la mowa wa cognac kuti akwezedwe ku Pyaterochka. ndipo amasangalala, amakondwerera mpaka kusagaya chakudya ...
Ndipo palibe chisangalalo.
Chifukwa chisangalalo sichichokera ku njoka pagalasi ndi nkhaka zokhala ndi mchere bwino patebulo. Chifukwa ng'ombe yonseyi ilibe kanthu - chiyembekezo chamuyaya, chomwe chiri chokoma kuposa kulawa, kukonzekera kwamuyaya ndi kusintha kwakukulu kuchokera kuzinthu zomwe zimaganiziridwa kuti ndi zatsopano, chiyambi ichi, choperekedwa mwaluso ndi totems - makandulo ndi kugwedeza kwa magalasi.
Zonsezi zikhoza ndipo ziyenera kukongoletsa moyo, koma ngati moyo wokha ndi chiyembekezo chokha: Lachisanu, tchuthi, Chaka Chatsopano, ndiye kuti chisangalalo chochokera ku ndondomekoyi chimachokera kuti? Zimatengera mphamvu zamaganizidwe komanso kutsimikiza mtima kusintha, kukhazikitsanso, nkhani zatsopano ndi zochitika kuposa kupachika magalasi a galasi ndikumwa champagne. Koma champagne nthawi zambiri imakhala ndi chilichonse.
Iwo omwe samasokoneza maloto awo ndi luso lawo m'masiku otanganidwa kwambiri, kulolerana, kugula zinthu kumakondwerera bwino koposa zonse.
Ndipo omwe amakondwerera zabwino kwambiri ndi omwe amabweretsa kusintha m'miyoyo yawo ndikuchita zinthu mobwerezabwereza - osati molingana ndi kalendala, koma chifukwa cha kufunikira. Amene alibe nthawi yokonzekera chinachake kwa nthawi yaitali kapena kuyimitsa - ali wotanganidwa kwambiri lero. Amene akumva m'malo mwake, akukhudzidwa ndi ntchitoyi, amadziwa kuti akuchita chinthu chofunika kwambiri, makamaka kwa iyemwini.
Amene ali ndi chidwi ndi moyo mfundo, mosasamala kanthu za nyengo, chilengedwe, misonkhano iliyonse ndi zochitika. Ndipo amene sanaimitse zilakolako zake, maloto, luso m'masiku otanganidwa, kulolerana, kugula. Ndipo chifukwa cha zochitika zambiri m'moyo wake, sazindikira kwenikweni: holideyo ndi yovomerezeka lero malinga ndi kalendala, kumapeto kwa sabata kapena sabata. Chani?! Chaka chatsopano? Apanso? Zabwino! Tiyeni tikondwere! Wow ndi zonse.
Mnzanga wina, yemwe ndi katswiri wa saxophone, anasangalala kwambiri kuchokera ku chikondwerero cha Chaka Chatsopano ndipo ananena mawu osangalatsa kwambiri. Ooooh! Ali! Ali ndi nkhope… Ndi kumwetulira… Weniweni, munthu. Ndipo mu malaya oyera. Zaka zapakati pa 20 mpaka 80. Timawasewera mosiyanasiyana bata, maziko, kuti tisasokoneze tebulo la buffet. Timasewera, tikusewera, ndiyeno mayi wina akubwera ndikunena motsimikiza kuti: Kodi ndizotheka kuchita china chake chovina chotere? Timaganiza - wow. Ndipo adawavina. Chayamba ndi chiyani! Momwe iwo amavina! Sindinawone izi kwa nthawi yayitali: zosangalatsa, palibe chiwonetsero, palibe chiwonetsero, koma ndi zokongola bwanji! Ndidatseka maso anga kuti ndisalowe nawo ndipo mwanjira ina nditha kupitiliza kusewera. Koma ali ndi ntchito yaikulu, alongo. Alipo kuti apulumutse miyoyo. Chabwino, ayenera kupuma ... Ndipo iwo ankachitira Seryoga ndi ine monga oyimba komanso ngati amuna. Moona mtima. Ndipo tinanyamuka.”
Tinavina ndi kupitiriza ndi moyo wathu.
Timalowa m'chaka chatsopano ngati masilipi akale
Koma kwa ambiri, pa Januware 2, mtengowo umayamba kusweka, chidole, ngakhale nsomba yaying'ono, imatsika pamphasa kuchokera kunthambi, ndipo apa ndipamene Chaka Chatsopano chimatha. Ndi lingaliro lakuti "chinachake chiyenera kusinthidwa", mumanama ndikuyang'ana mwaulesi gawo loyamba la "Malo osonkhana sangasinthidwe" ndikumva kuti chibangili cha njoka chokhala ndi diso la emerald chasowa, ngakhale kuti dzulo dzulo munawonera kale mawu akuti "Ndipo tsopano Wopunduka!" …
Kumapeto kwa mlungu, "chimwemwe chatsopano" mwanjira ina sichimabwera chokha. Mumalowa m'chaka chatsopano ngati ma slippers akale, pirirani kukhumudwa pambuyo pa tchuthi pamapazi anu, ndipo pofika Meyi 1 mumatsuka mazenera, kukwapula chipale chofewa pawindo ndikudzudzula ana chifukwa guluu ndi wamphamvu kwambiri. Chabwino, amene amabzala snowflake pa «Mphindi»?