Ndine nkhumba.
Ndine wokoma mtima komanso wokonda nyama mwachilengedwe. Ndimakonda kusewera mu udzu ndikusamalira ana aang'ono. Kutchire, ndimadya masamba, mizu, zitsamba, maluwa, ndi zipatso. Ndili ndi fungo lodabwitsa ndipo ndine wanzeru kwambiri.
Ndine nkhumba. Nditha kuthetsa mavuto mwachangu ngati chimpanzi komanso mwachangu kuposa galu. Ndimadzigudubuza m’matope kuti ndizizire, koma ndine nyama yaukhondo kwambiri ndipo sindichita zoipa kumene ndimakhala.
Ndilankhula chinenero changa chimene simungachimvetse. Ndimakonda kukhala ndi banja langa, ndikufuna kukhala mosangalala nthawi zonse kuthengo kapena m'nyumba yotetezeka. Ndimakonda kucheza ndi anthu ndipo ndine wodekha kwambiri.
Ndizomvetsa chisoni kuti ndingathe kuchita zonsezi, chifukwa ndinabadwira pafamu, ngati mabiliyoni a nkhumba zina.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndikanatha kulankhula, ndikanakuuzani kuti moyo wanga ndimakhala m’khola lodzaza ndi anthu ndiponso lauve, m’kabokosi kakang’ono kachitsulo komwe sindingathenso kutembenuka.
Eni ake amati famu kuti musandimvere chisoni. Iyi si famu.
Moyo wanga uli womvetsa chisoni kuyambira tsiku limene ndinabadwa mpaka imfa yanga. Nthawi zonse ndimadwala. Ndimayesetsa kuthamanga koma sindingathe. Ndili mumkhalidwe woipa wamaganizo ndi thupi chifukwa cha kumangidwa kwanga. Ndili ndi mikwingwirima yoyesera kutuluka mu khola. Zili ngati kukhala m’bokosi lamaliro.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndikanatha kulankhula, ndikanakuuzani kuti sindinamvepo kutentha kwa nkhumba ina. Ndikumva kuzizira kwazitsulo zachitsulo cha khola langa ndi ndowe zomwe ndimagonamo.
Ndine nkhumba. Nthaŵi zambiri ndimamenyedwa mopanda chifundo ndi antchito a m’mafamu amene amakonda kundimva ndikulira. Ndimabereka nthawi zonse ndipo ndilibe njira yolankhulirana ndi ana anga a nkhumba. Miyendo yanga ndi yomangidwa, kotero ndiyenera kuyima tsiku lonse. Pamene ndinabadwa, ndinatengedwa kwa amayi anga. Kutchire, ndinkakhala naye kwa miyezi isanu. Panopa ndimayenera kubweretsa ana a nkhumba 25 pachaka powalera mochita kupanga, kusiyana ndi ana asanu ndi mmodzi pachaka omwe ndinkawonekera kuthengo.
Kuthina ndi kununkha kumachititsa misala ambiri aife, timalumana m'makola athu. Nthawi zina timaphana. Ichi si chikhalidwe chathu.
Nyumba yanga ikununkha ndi ammonia. Ndimagona pa konkire. Ndamangidwa moti sindingathenso kutembenuka. Chakudya changa chimakhala ndi mafuta komanso maantibayotiki kuti eni ake azitha kupanga ndalama zambiri ndikakula. Sindingathe kusankha chakudya monga momwe ndingachitire kuthengo.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndine wotopa komanso wosungulumwa kotero ndiluma michira ya ena ndipo ogwira ntchito kumunda adadula michira yathu popanda mankhwala opha ululu. Izi zimakhala zowawa ndipo zimayambitsa matenda.
Pamene inakwana nthaŵi yathu yoti tiphedwe, chinachake chinasokonekera, tinamva kuwawa, koma mwinamwake tinali aakulu kwambiri ndipo sitinadabwitsidwe bwino lomwe. Nthawi zina timadutsa njira yophera, kudula zikopa, kudula ziwalo ndi kuchotsa matumbo - amoyo, ozindikira.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndikanatha kulankhula, ndikadakuuzani kuti: Tikuvutika kwambiri. Imfa yathu imabwera pang'onopang'ono komanso ndi mazunzo ankhanza. Ziweto zimatha mpaka mphindi 20. Mukadawona zikuchitika, simukanatha kudya nyama. N’chifukwa chake zimene zimachitika m’mafakitalewa ndi chinsinsi chachikulu kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi.
Ndine nkhumba. Mungathe kundinyalanyaza ngati nyama yachabechabe. Munditchule cholengedwa chodetsedwa, ngakhale ndine woyera mwachibadwa. Nenani kuti mmene ndikumvera zilibe kanthu chifukwa ndimakoma. Khalani osasamala ndi kuvutika kwanga. Komabe, tsopano mukudziwa, ndikumva ululu, chisoni ndi mantha. Ndimavutika.
Onerani kanema wa ine ndikuwalira pamzere wophera ndikuwona momwe ogwira ntchito pafamu adandimenya ndikundilanda moyo wanga wachilengedwe. Tsopano mukudziwa kuti n’kulakwa kupitiriza kudya nyama ngati ine chifukwa simufunikanso kutidyera kuti mukhale ndi moyo, zizikhala pa chikumbumtima chanu ndipo mudzakhala ndi mlandu pazankhanzazi chifukwa mukuwapezera ndalama pogula nyama, 99% ya zomwe zimachokera ku mafamu,
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Chonde musapereke zifukwa pazomwe zikuchitika. Kufunafuna chifukwa chomwe ndiyenera kudyedwa ndi iwe sikuposa kufunafuna chifukwa chake uyenera kudyedwa ndi ine. Kudya ine sikofunikira, Ndiko kusankha.
Mungasankhe kusazunza nyama, sichoncho? Ngati kusankha kwanu kuli kuthetsa nkhanza za nyama, ndipo kutero, pangani masinthidwe ang’onoang’ono m’moyo wanu, kodi mungawapange?
Iwalani za chikhalidwe. Chitani zomwe mukuganiza kuti ndi zolondola. Gwirizanitsani zochita zanu ndi mtima wachifundo ndi malingaliro. Chonde siyani kudya nkhumba, nyama yankhumba, soseji ndi zinthu zina zopangidwa kuchokera ku ziwalo za nkhumba monga zikopa.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndikukupemphani kuti mukulitse ulemu womwewo kwa ine womwe muli nawo kwa galu kapena mphaka wanu. Munthawi yomwe zidakutengerani kuti muwerenge positiyi, nkhumba pafupifupi 26 zaphedwa mwankhanza m'mafamu. Chifukwa chakuti sunachiwone sichikutanthauza kuti sichinachitike. Zachitika.
Ndine nkhumba. Ndinali ndi moyo umodzi wokha padziko lapansi pano. Kwachedwa kwambiri, koma sikunachedwe kuti musinthe pang’ono m’moyo wanu, monga momwe mamiliyoni a ena achitira, ndi kupulumutsa nyama zina ku moyo umene ndakhala ndikukhalamo. Ndikukhulupirira kuti moyo wa nyama utanthauza kanthu kwa inu, tsopano mukudziwa kuti ndinali nkhumba.
Andrew Kirshner