Kumbukirani Billy Milligan ndi ndani? Uyu ndi munthu yemwe wadwala matenda amisala. Kuzindikira - Makhalidwe Ambiri. M’mutu mwake munali anthu 24 osiyanasiyana! Koma amafanana kwambiri ndi mayi wamba wamba.
Lingaliro lachidwi linachokera kwa mayi wamng'ono … Chaka chapitacho, iye anabala mwana wamkazi, Kira, amene mwachikondi amamutcha Businka. Bead akali mwana, choncho Vika wangoyamba kumene kutulukira m’dziko losadziwika la umayi. Osati kokha kuchita, komanso kupanga! Mwachitsanzo, mtsikanayo amakhulupirira kuti mayi aliyense amatha kugwirizanitsa zosagwirizana - makhalidwe oterowo, omwe angawoneke, osagwirizana kwathunthu.
"Daniel Keyes akadalemba bukhu osati la Billy Milligan, koma la ine, likadakhala loseketsa, koma loseketsa komanso lodabwitsa ... Chifukwa pali umunthu 10 mwa ine, ndipo onse ndi amayi," adatero. Amayi 10 onsewa amakhala mwamtendere wina ndi mnzake. "Koma ayi, ayi, inde, ndipo wina adzutsa chiwonongeko," akuseka Victoria. Chabwino, tiyeni tidziwane.
1. Amayi akutentha… Mayi wokalamba ndi hyperprotection syndrome.
Kumangirira ana kumawononga. Zingakhale zofunikira kupulumutsa. Mwana kagayidwe kachakudya ndi apamwamba kuposa wamkulu, kotero iye si ozizira, ndi ozizira kwa inu, ndi mutu wake thukuta.
2. Amayi akuzizira… Amapasa amapasa awo ali wotentha ndi mawonekedwe osiyana ndendende.
Damn, draft. Brrr, kukuzizira, madigiri 20 Celsius okha, chifukwa July ndi pafupifupi chisanu (onani ngati SMS za chisanu chodabwitsa inachokera ku Unduna wa Zadzidzidzi). Kutentha kwa inu, koma mwanayo sanganene kuti wazizira. Ndibwino kuvala bulawuzi, kutentha kwa mafupa sikupweteka.
3. Amayi Zen… Wachinyamata wamanyazi yemwe samawoneka wamanyazi. Komabe, osati wamphamvu.
Bwanji, mwana? Mukufuna kumwaza zinthu zomwe mwasiya kumene? CHABWINO. Ndisonkhanitsa ... ndiye, tsopano ndingomaliza kumanga nsanja ya mbale zakuda. Chani? Kudya milomo yanga yomwe ndimakonda kuchokera kwa Estee Lauder? Ok ... ndiyang'ana pa Instagram.
4. Amayi ndi mtsikana wapaphwando. Msungwana wa amayi a Zen, wamng'ono, wansangala komanso wamphamvu, koma osati kwambiri.
Disco-disco ... Vinishko-booze, maphwando a atsikana, zidendene, malo odyera ... Ah-ah, dala ... Kira ... Chabwino, Google, momwe mungasiyire mwana wamng'ono yekha kwa maola angapo osamuimbira wotulutsa ziwanda?
5. Amayi ong'ung'udza… Amakonda dongosolo, ukhondo ndipo amadana ndi zofuna za ana.
Chabwino, e-my ... Ndangomaliza kumene kutola nandolo pansi, ndinatsuka makoma kuchokera ku chikhomo, ndikulekanitsa njere ndi mankhusu. Kodi ndizosatheka kukhala chete kwa mphindi 10, zikuwoneka ngati chaka chachiwiri chapita, ndiyenera kumvetsetsa ...
6. Amayi ndi kaiti. Amanyamula mwana m'mano ake, samasiya aliyense, konse, pa chirichonse. Ilo lokha kudzidyetsa, lokha kugona, zonse palokha.
Wokondedwa wanga, mai, mai, mai…
7. Amayi vanila… Kulira, kumvera chisoni, kubangula ndi kutengeka pa mpata uliwonse.
Kumwetulira kwa mwana wamkazi kuli ngati kuwala, kukupiza kwa mapiko a mngelo. Imakula mwachangu, muyenera kusunga chilichonse - loko la tsitsi, dzino loyamba, thewera loyamba ...
8. Amayi wakupha... Mayi woipa kwambiri ndi wamatsenga, wokonzeka kulola aliyense amene amasokoneza danga la mwana wake mu stuffing.
Osayang'ana movutikira kwa mwana wanga! Osati kupuma! Osafuula! Osagwira!
9. Nkhani mayi… Ali ndi umembala wosakhalitsa mu kalabu ya #Yazhmothers. Iye amadziwa zonse bwino kwambiri.
Hospadaya, amayiwa adzapha ana, m'pofunika kukonza mchombo ndi madzi a sulfuric kwa mwezi ukuchepa, osati kwa omwe akubwera. Tsopano mwana wanga wamkazi akudutsa Brodsky chaka, bwino, koma akudutsamo.
10. Ndipo ulipo ine, ine basi…
Kodi mwayiwala aliyense? Mwina muli ndi wina woti muwonjezere pamndandanda wa wiki?