Pa Epulo 12, wokonda amphaka wamkulu, mlengi komanso wotsogolera zaluso wokhazikika wa Cat Theatre akwanitsa zaka 70. Madzulo a tsiku lachikumbutso, Yuri Dmitrievich adagawana ndi zowonera za "Antenna" za momwe nyamazi zilili zofanana osati monga inu ndi ine.
April 6 2019
- Amphaka ndi nyama zokhulupirika komanso zokhulupirika kwambiri. Anthu ayenera kuphunzira kwa iwo kukhulupirika. Ngati mphaka agwa m'chikondi, ndiye kwa moyo wonse. Adzatengedwa ulendo wa makilomita masauzande ambiri, koma adzabwerabe, kudzakumbatira munthu ameneyu ndi kunena kuti: “Ndabwera kwa iwe.”
Amphaka, simuyenera kuyang'ana kufanana kwakunja ndi anthu. Maonekedwe ndi chinthu chosakhalitsa, koma maganizo amkati ndi ofunika kwambiri. Mphaka ndi wokhazikika komanso watcheru. Amamva munthu, biofield yake. Adzabwera, ngati chinachake chikupweteka, ayamba kumasula zikhadabo ndikuchita acupuncture. Pachifukwa ichi, amphaka, ndithudi, ali ndi mwayi waukulu kuposa nyama zina. Ziribe kanthu momwe utayira, imagwera ndi zikhadabo zake, chifukwa ili ndi mchira ngati wopalasa. Iye amapotoza ndi kuwongolera kugwa kwake mumlengalenga momwe. Palibe nyama yomwe ingachite zimenezo, ndipo mphaka akhoza mosavuta.
Ndamva zambiri kuti amphaka amatengera khalidwe la eni ake, koma izi siziri choncho: amazolowerana ndi wokondedwa wawo, koma agalu amangobwereza. Ngati mwiniwake akupumphira, mukuwona, mu mwezi wa galu nayenso akupumphira. Ndipo ngati mwiniwake wadzitukumula, galu nayenso amachita modzikuza. Amphaka ndi odzichepetsa, mwa iwo okha, anzeru kwambiri ndipo sakonda kufotokoza zakukhosi. Amakhala odziletsa - uwu ndi mwayi wawo kuposa nyama zina.
Koma mphaka amamva bwino munthuyo - fungo lake, kumva, biofield, timbre mawu. Anati penapake - akutembenuka kale. Molingana ndi mayi anga, muvi wanga unali utathamanga kale pakhomo nditangolowa pakhomo ndikulankhula ndi munthu. Amphaka ali ndi kumva kwapadera.
Timasunga amphaka athu onse kunyumba, komwe ife tokha timakhala. Tinawamangiranso nyumba yosungirako okalamba. Chinyama sichikugwiranso ntchito ndi inu, ndi chakale, koma chikhalepobe - pamaso panu. Bwerani pet. Mphaka amadya kwambiri, koma amakhalabe ndi luso lake. Mumamugwira m'manja mwanu, ndipo pali mafupa okha. Thupi silizindikiranso mavitamini, monga mwa anthu. Choncho, m'pofunika kuti anali kuyang'anira.
Inenso ndikugwirabe. Ndili ndi chaka chapadera - zaka zana za masewera amtundu wa dziko (kumbukirani kuti Kuklachev nayenso ndi wochita masewera olimbitsa thupi, ochita masewera olimbitsa thupi. - Pafupifupi. "Antenna"), zaka 50 za ntchito yanga yolenga ndi zaka 70 ndikuyang'ana dzuwa, kumvetsera ku mbalame. Onse ochita zisudzo ndi oimba a msinkhu wanga, akuwuza magazini anu za zinsinsi za unyamata ndi kukongola, amavomereza zakudya ndi masewera, ndipo, ndithudi, amphaka amandidyetsa ndi kundisunga, ndimapeza chikondi chochuluka kuchokera kwa iwo.
Koma ine sindingakhoze kuchita popanda muyezo njira mwina. Pankhani ya zakudya, ndimayesetsa kusasakaniza mapuloteni osiyanasiyana - ndimadya mosiyana, ndimayesetsa kuti ndisadye maswiti kuti pakhale shuga wochepa. Ndimachitanso kupuma kwa Buteyko (zochita zolimbitsa thupi zopangidwa ndi wasayansi waku Soviet pochiza mphumu ya bronchial. - Pafupifupi. "Antenna"). Nthawi zina ndimadzuka m'mawa ndikumva kuti ndimakhala chifukwa cha Buteyko, chifukwa pafupifupi palibe kupuma.
Ndimadyetsa amphaka ndi turkey. Ichi ndi chakudya chamagulu. Nkhuku zimabayidwa ndi mavitamini, maantibayotiki, ndipo zimatenga Turkey bwino. Amphaka athu amakhala zaka 20 - 25 (pamene amphaka m'nyumba amakhala pafupifupi zaka 12 mpaka 15. - Pafupifupi. "Antenna"). Zaka 14 ndi mtsikana wamng'ono, mtsikana wasukulu. Tili ndi veterinarian wapadera, timawapatsa mavitamini. Timatenga magazi. Tikudziwa kuti mphaka mmodzi ali ndi chiwopsezo cha urolithiasis, kotero simungadye zosaphika. Amafunikira chakudya chapadera, chomwe ndi chokwera mtengo kuwirikiza katatu, koma ali ndi luso, choncho ndalama zake zimakhala zokwera kuposa za anthu. Tili ndi ndondomeko ya zakudya za mphaka aliyense.
“Ndikufunirani owerenga Antenna muchilankhulo cha mphaka: mur-mur-mur, my-me-yau, myam-myam-myam, my-yau, shshshshshsh, meow-meow-meow. Thanzi kwa nonse! “
Chaka chilichonse mumazindikira kuti moyo ukufupikira. Sindimasangalala kwambiri ndi zomwe zili kutsogolo, kuti ndikukula ndikukula. Ndidzachita chikondwerero changa mophweka. Ndinaganiza zochitira chikondwerero cha Dobroty chaka chilichonse. Timasonkhanitsa ana ochokera ku malo osungira ana amasiye, mabanja opeza ndalama zochepa komanso mabanja akuluakulu, ndikukonzekera nawo chiwonetsero chaulere ndikupereka mphatso. Sindimakonda munthu akandipatsa chinachake, ndipo ndinaganiza zopereka ndekha.
Munthu akandipatsa chinachake, ndimachita manyazi, kuchita manyazi, ndipo nthawi zambiri amandipatsa chinthu chimene sindikufuna. Ndimagula zomwe ndikufuna ndekha. Ndipo tsopano iwo nthawi zambiri amapereka chinachake chimene chagona panyumba ndi kulowa m'njira. Ndizomvetsa chisoni. Kwa ana, ndipereka mabuku anga, ma CD, makanema, zidole (zidolezi zili mumyuziyamu yanga). Ndipo ndimapereka chikondi kwa amphaka anga pa zikondwerero zawo. Ndilofunika kwambiri. Iwo samasowa china chirichonse. Amafunikira mzimu wabwino, wokoma mtima, wachifundo. Amakhalanso ndi dongosolo lonse lokwera, gudumu lothamangiramo, zoseweretsa zazing'ono zomwe mungasewere nazo - kotero ndizosangalatsa. Pali amphaka ambiri m'nyumba, koma anthu awiri okha - mkazi wanga Elena ndi ine. Nyumbayi ndi yaikulu, koma ana amakhala padera. Ali ndi mabanja awo, ana, adzukulu awo. Ndi bwino. Ndinazindikira kuti ndinafunika kupuma.
Nyumbayi ili ndi zipinda zitatu, mwana aliyense ali ndi pansi (a Kuklachev ali ndi ana aamuna awiri - Dmitry wazaka 43 ndi Vladimir wazaka 35, onse ojambula zithunzi za zisudzo zake, komanso mwana wamkazi wazaka 38 Ekaterina, zisudzo. wojambula - pafupifupi "mlongoti"). Amabwera nthawi zina - kamodzi pazaka zitatu zilizonse. Pamene adzukulu anali ang'onoang'ono, ankabwera kawirikawiri. Tikukhalabe m’nkhalango, ngakhale ku Moscow. Kumeneko tili ndi sitiroberi ambiri, pali bowa wambiri, pansi pa Mtsinje wa Moscow. Takhala kumeneko kwa nthawi yaitali. Poyamba zinali zamtengo wapatali, osati monga tsopano. Ndinayenera kunyamula mabere. Ife tinachita izo. Tinatenga zomwe timakonda. Tsopano tikupita ku paki, nkhalango, kukaona. Sitimamasula amphaka. Amathamanga pabwalo lathu. Kumeneko ali ndi udzu wapadera, amakwera mitengo - ali ndi ufulu wathunthu.
Amphaka athu ndi Sprat, Tulka, Arrow, Gologolo, Cat Pate, Cat Radish, mphaka wa chipale chofewa Behemoth, Entrecote, Soseji, Shoelace, Tyson - wankhondo yemwe amamenya nkhondo ndi aliyense. Ngati pali chilichonse, ndimati: "Ndiyimbira Tyson - athana nawe." Mphaka wina Mbatata, mphaka Watermelon - amakonda mavwende, amadya kale champs. Mphaka wa nthochi amadya nthochi mosangalala. Radish mphaka agwira radish ndikusewera nayo ngati mbewa. Karoti amachita chimodzimodzi. Koma koposa zonse timadabwa ndi Mbatata - amatenga mbatata yaiwisi ndikuluma ngati apulo. Palinso Gavrosh, Belok, Chubais, Zhuzha, Chucha, Bantik, Fantik, Tarzan - amakwera ngati Tarzan, Mbuzi - kudumpha ngati mbuzi, Boris mphaka, mphaka wa Yogurt. The chubu skydiver amakonda kudumpha pansi kuchokera pansi pachisanu. Zinachitika m'nyengo yozizira. Zinaperekedwa kwa ine m’nyumba momwemo. Iwo anapempha kuti atenge. Apo ayi adzaswa nawo. Anafikira mbalame ija n’kugwa, koma inali nyengo yachisanu ndipo inagwa m’chipale chofewa. Ndinayenda usiku wonse, ndikuzikonda, ndikubwerera kudzadya - ndikuyendanso. Sitidzamulola kulowa, koma analumpha pawindo. Kenaka chipale chofewa chinasungunuka, tinayenera kupachika ukonde kuti usasweke - timawopa moyo wake, akuganiza kuti pali chisanu.
Ndipo ndili ndi zizolowezi zomwezo ndi amphaka - zabwino. Mwachitsanzo, m'mawa uliwonse ndimadzuka ndikumwetulira: Ndinadzuka ndipo ndikusangalala kuti ndikukhalabe - chisangalalo chotani. Kugona, ndimaganiza kuti ndipume, ndikupumula. Amphaka ali ndi chizolowezi chabwino: atangomva nyimbo, amafuna kale kugwira ntchito. Amathamanga, kudumpha, kusangalala - ndipo tili nawo.
Kodi amphaka omwe ali ndi mayina amphaka amawoneka bwanji?
Yana Koshkina. “Mtsikana bwanji! Mabele, atsitsi lakuda, ndi maso! Zowoneka bwino ngati Raymond wathu. “
Tatiana Kotova. "Kukongola komweko, blonde yekha, kumakopa kamodzi kokha. Monga Anechka, yemwe amaima mokongola pamiyendo yake ".
Alexander Kot. "Wotsogolera wabwino, nkhope yake ndi yosavuta komanso yokoma mtima. Zikuwoneka ngati mphaka wamba wamba kapena Gnome wathu. “
Anna Tsukanova-Kott. “Mkazi wake, wochita zisudzo wabwino kwambiri, amasewera m’ma TV apamwamba kwambiri. Amawoneka ngati mphaka wathu wodekha komanso wokongola Zyuzu. “
Nina Usatova. "Wojambula wanga wokondedwa! Mkazi wodabwitsa. Mwachiwonekere, mwaulemu. M'makhalidwe, wina amamva, akufanana ndi Peter wathu - mphaka wofunidwa kwambiri mu kujambula lero. “
Mwa njira, ndili wamng'ono sindinkadziwa kuti ndidzagwira ntchito ndi amphaka, koma moyo unasintha kotero kuti mphunzitsi wanga anali Murzik. Wopanga mapulani - Kees. Woyandikana naye - Kitty. Mtsogoleri wa HR Department - Koshkin. Pano ine ndiri, monga chidole Kuklachev, ndipo anagwirizanitsa amphaka onse.