Mndandanda wazoseweretsa zachiwerewere zachikazi ndizambiri. Ndizovuta kuyenda. Amapangidwa kuti azisangalala okha kapena maanja. Zina zimapangidwa kuti zikulitse kumaliseche kwa amayi, zina mwazomwe zimangokhala "zowona" pamapeto pake, ndizotheka kulimbikitsa zonse nthawi imodzi, ngati timamatira kuzinthu zazikulu ziwirizo. Kuphatikiza apo, chisamaliro chiyenera kutengedwa ndi zoseweretsa zakugonana zomwe sizikuwonetsedwa kwa azimayi omvera. 

Mawu oti "dildo" amachokera ku Chilatini "gaude mihi" kutanthauza kuti ndikondwere. Dzina lake laling'ono ndi dildo. Achi Greek amatcha "olisbos". Chisangalalo ndichofanananso ndi zina. Kukongola kwa kapangidwe kake ndi kudalirana kwake kwadzetsa mawu oti "chidole chogonana" kutanthauza "chidole chogonana".

Zithunzi zojambula zoyambirira zamaliseche, zomwe zidapezeka cha m'ma 12 BC, zidaperekedwa kuti zilimbikitse chonde cha amayi ndi minda.

Koma azimayi omwe atchulidwawa siobereka okha, amamva chisangalalo chogonana komanso kuposa amuna (malinga ndi Tiresias) ndi awa, komanso Agiriki monga Aroma asankha kuwatumiza kunyumba kuti awalamulire, ngakhale atakhala kuti akutero. kulimbikitsa onanism.

Chikhalire kwa Mgiriki kuti tili ndi chinsinsi cha amisili a Mileto, mzinda woyambira wa dildos wopangidwa ndi chikopa chofanana ndi nsapato, wokutidwa ndi ubweya wa nyama, nsalu ndi udzu wouma, wokutidwa ndi mafuta a masamba. Zowonadi, Aristophanes amatulutsa mutuwo mu sewero lake Lysistrata (XNUMXth century BC): kugwirana kwa azimayi achi Greek omwe adalandidwa ma dildos chifukwa chotseka kwa mafakitale ku Miletus.

Middle Ages imabwereketsa maliseche kapena maliseche pakuseweretsa maliseche: kugwiritsa ntchito masamba kapena zinthu zamatabwa.

Kuyambira m'zaka za zana la khumi ndi chisanu, ma dildo anali a mafakitale apamwamba ndipo malonjezo a m'zaka za zana lachisanu ndi chiwiri ndi chakhumi ndi chisanu ndi chisanu ndi chisanu ndi chitatu malingana ndi zikhumbo za zinthu zokongola zomwe kupanga kwawo kwapatsidwa kwa opanga makhabinala, osula golide (minyanga ya njovu patsogolo), opanga magalasi (Murano ku Italy) ndikudziwika kutsimikiziridwa ndi zolemba.

Ndani akadaneneratu? Magetsi amasintha chisangalalo. Wokondedwa kholo la vibrator ndi mpukutu wa gumbwa wodzazidwa ndi njuchi zomwe Cleopatra amagwiritsa ntchito.

Koma kuyambira pamenepo, a Chingerezi adasinthiratu dilo (atangotha ​​ketulo ya tiyi - choyambirira chimafunidwa -) ndipo ndi mu 1905 kuti ku France, amagulitsidwa. Zimalumikizidwa ndi zolaula mpaka bakha logwedezeka la Sonia Rykiel. Tsalani bwino ndi magalasi ndi minyanga ya njovu. Moni silicone ndi pulasitiki. Chogwirira kapena ndodo imakhala ndi mutu wakunja womwe umapangitsa chidwi cha khungu ndipo mwa kutsegulira maliseche, imayamba kugwira ntchito ngati tinganene makoma a nkongo.

Pambuyo pa abakha, akalulu. Akalulu ndi macheza awo ali kumbuyo kwambiri kwa anzawo opanda mutu.

The odzigudubuza kulimbikitsa glans ndi mapiko a nkongo kudzera kukhudzana ndi milomo ndi kunja kwa nyini.

The mazira akututuma kulipo ndi cholumikizira chamtundu.

Wamphamvu kwambiri mosakayikira ndi Magic Wand, yogwiritsidwa ntchito mu physiotherapy kumasula minofu; imayambitsa kugwedezeka kwamphamvu kwambiri motero imasungidwa kwa azimayi omwe samazindikira kwenikweni maliseche.

Koma kusinthaku kunachokera Wokonda akazi (womanizer): iyi ndi njira yolimbikitsira (njira ya "chisangalalo cha mpweya"), njira yanzeru yazolinga zazing'ono. Mtundu wa Lelo umapereka Sona yosavuta ndi Sona Cruise yomwe imaphatikiza kuyamwa ndi kugwedera. The Womanizer osagwedezeka imakhalabe yotchulidwa, yomwe imapereka mphamvu 12 zosiyanasiyana.

Chiwerengero cha zoseweretsa zakugonana chomwe chimalimbikitsa chidwi kawiri ndichopatsa chidwi. Atha kukhala opanda zingwe, olumikizidwa ku smartphone, oyambitsidwa kapena ayi ndi mnzake, wopanda zingwe. Kutsatsa kwapaintaneti kumapangitsa kuti zitheke kuyenda ndi bonasi yowonjezera pamtengo wazida ndi nthawi yobereka.

"Pulagi yamatope" ndi zonunkhira zogonana. "Plug" mu Chingerezi amatanthauza pulagi komanso malo ogulitsira. Nthawi zambiri, ndimakhala tsabola wotentha nthawi yogonana koma chotulukira mwachiwonekere ndi malo owoneka bwino koma osazipaka zokha (samalani ndi kuwonongeka). Kuphatikiza apo, "pulagi ya kumatako" yolowetsedwa mu anus ya mkazi imamvekedwa ndi mwamunayo ngati kukakamiza kwa penile kosangalatsa kwambiri.